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Seeing as how Simon Cowell's prediction that Carrie would sell more albums than any previous Idol winner recently came true, I thought it was my duty to post this funny video from her holiday special this week. Bonus appearances by Seacrest, Bo Bice, and a Constantine voodoo doll (if that's your thing ( Read more... )

Witness below David Cook's John Mayeresque attempt at comedy. It's actually pretty funny in a ridiculous and subtly vulgar (that chicken looks like a sex toy out of a Chuck Palahniuk novel) way:

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Okay, did you watch that? Let me point out that the show is called "A Ficus Between Us" and it features David Cook interviewing a rubber chicken (or " ( Read more... )

I am on Twitter now! Follow me! I am Scamandalous (obvs). It's kind of overwhelming but also the greatest invention in the world because it enables me to stalk celebrities and forge fake internet relationships with people I admire. Speaking of, I'm really happy that the country seems to have forgiven Ryan Seacrest for whatever crime he committed ( Read more... )